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DALEK

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About DALEK

Age: 54
Gender: M
Location: LONDON, 00000

Joined: 12 years ago on 04/17/06
Last Visit: 9 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“THE DALEKS SURVIVE IN ME.”

What do you do for fun?

“DESTROY. EXTERMINATE.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“EXTERMINATE. DESTROY.”

What's your dream job?

“HOLOCAUST ENGINEER.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“THE DOKTOR! DESTROY. DESTROY. EXTERMINATE.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“IF YOU ARE OUT OF RANGE OF MY BLASTER NOW, YOU WILL NOT BE FOR LONG.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“THE ONLY LIFE THAT MATTERS IS DALEK LIFE.”

Jaeger Assignment

DALEK is currently piloting BEARDED BEEFCAKE with WesWolf

BEARDED BEEFCAKE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Feral Club
  • Seeping Choke-Hold

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply tricky counseling services to civilians, even during the melancholy of covert skirmishes. During the Battle Of New York, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to remain calm while simultaneously displaying outstanding general cleanliness. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may really bum you out if the pilots don't really have their shit together. One thing is certain: these pilots are admirable and nobody questions their dedication to alcohol tolerance.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of 'earthy' lesbian that has huge arms and is really into the Indigo Girls. Father was prone to fits of melancholy. Not really aroused by the painful goiter loss of his favorite hobo lover when all he wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 6 that he discovered bathing. Spent the next several years fucking people up in a hidden dojo. Each sexual lesson was a step toward the sensitive touching that his heart yearned for.

Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite excessive body odor because sometimes life is crazy like that.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful failure despite impregnating a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past.

Deciding to get a clue, he dedicated himself to partying like a true hero and has no fucking idea what he's doing.

Jealous people have described his partying style as "weak-ass ass-grabbing", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "seriously cool" and "some of the coolest stuff since my dad ravaged most of my hometown."

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.

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