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The Kareem of Wheat

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About The Kareem of Wheat

Age: 31
Gender: M
Location: Washington, DC

Joined: 8 years ago on 05/21/06
Last Visit: 1 hour ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Takin' over Earth and still kickin' in Uranus.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Watch wrestling, go on road trips, graphic design, sew, traverse the net, watch youtube videos, work out and go to bars.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“College, Target employee”

What's your dream job?

“Graphic Designer”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Sane”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“If they're for a set amount of time, like say a few months, but if it's long-term, or even permanent, then it's not worth the effort.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Hellsing, Bleach, Dragonball (entire series), Cromartie High School, Berserk, Get Backers, Samurai Deeper Kyo, GTO, Beck Mongolian Chop Squad, Death Note, Yakitate!Japan, Samurai Champloo, Trinity Blood, Basilisk, Street Fighter, Hokuto no Ken”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“80s music, Hard Rock, Duran Duran, Disturbed, Oingo Boingo, Mindless Self-Indulgence, Eiffel 65, Powerman 5000, E Nomine, Dschinghis Khan, Electrix Six, Franz Ferdinand, Radiohead, Scissor Sisters, The Ramones, AC/DC, Genesis, Queen, Daft Punk”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Watch anime, read manga, go to anime cons, play video games, cosplay,”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Animazement, Otakon, Anime Weekend Atlanta, Anime USA, and Katsucon”

Into games? List your favorites!

“The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Street Fighter III: Third Strike, Phantasy Star Online, World of Warcraft , Final Fantasy I, DDR 5th Mix, Pokemon Red/Blue, King of Fighters, Alien vs. Predator (Arcade). TMNT Acade games”

Steam Nickname

“OrochiFlamez”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Purple Flames”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Team Fortress 2, Left 4 Dead, Street Fighter 4, Killing Floor”

Jaeger Assignment

The Kareem of Wheat is currently piloting SWAGGERING HERO with Ratnax

SWAGGERING HERO's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Sexuality Bash of Salvation
  • Drunken Nippletwister

DOSSIER: Job is to support civilians by fortifying their long-range detection capabilities. As we all know historians will eventually celebrate the pilots for their role in Operation Secret Hogwarts, during which most of Sydney was destroyed in an effort to relieve boredom. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they aggressively fuck the Kaiju without destroying each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and religion. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 5 that he swore revenge. Each sexual yeast infection was a step toward the ultimate revenge that his parents expected from him.

Became high school valedictorian despite a total lack of bowel control because he was the one foretold by the prophecy.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up thing that legends are made of despite impregnating nearly anybody that gave a shit. Classified intel indicates most of the town was destroyed and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.

Refusing to rest on his laurels, he re-dedicated himself to curing AIDS and has no fucking idea what he's doing.

"Listen up, rookie, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there with a dick in your ass, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything you learned and react to the fucked-up situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Trust me, this is one soldier who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.

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