WWNSX

Age: 43
Gender: M
Location: Panorama City, CA

Joined: 14 years ago on 05/30/06
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WWNSX is currently piloting EAGLE SAVIOR with fearthepeach

EAGLE SAVIOR's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Triple-Bodyslam Penetation
• Head-Mounted Whip of Blood

DOSSIER: Primary function is to supply strategic offense designed to embarrass the Kaiju by slaughtering their assholes. Cannot be damaged by sensitive attacks. During the Battle Of Los Angeles, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to look really cool while simultaneously displaying outstanding general cleanliness. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are admirable and like nothing better than to smash some Kaiju genitals.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of love and intellectual stimulation. Existence was transformed permanently when imaginary friends were kidnapped by creepy street artists. It was at the age of 19 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. As time progressed, he totally failed to unlock the art of martial arts. Each suprisingly filthy lesson was a step closer to the bloody satisfaction that his parents expected from him.

Found himself at Sweet Valley High where he studied forbidden knowledge, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of a tiger with erotic passion, termed "Ferocious Monkey Style", he soon gained the erections of pretty much everybody.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up thing that legends are made of despite infuriating his copilot. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.

Deciding to get a clue, he re-dedicated himself to drinking a lot and has no fucking idea what he's doing.

Experts have described his combat aptitude style as "weak-ass dick-slapping", while others have described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the most heroic Jaeger piloting since Arnold Schwartzeneggar ravaged your mom."

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.