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Age: 39Gender: FLocation: Pine Grove Mills, PA
Joined: 13 years ago on 06/03/06Last Visit: 11 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 20678 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm Mexican. Your laws of physics don't apply to me.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“The Three Broomsticks, SCA, Shotokan, VtM, research”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Graduate Research Assistant”
What's your dream job?
“Designing sports equiptment for Adidas”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I'm the funny thing all my friends own.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“They normaly involve four people, but why is it that the other three congregate without me?”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Akira, Sailor Moon, Saint Seiya, NGE, Las Guerreras Mágicas, Sakura Card Captors... I've been a little disconnected for a while. And now I am a new FMA convert!”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Buying waaay to many dvd's and not finding enough time to watch them.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“what ever they take me to”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Metroid all the way! Ok, and Mario.”
theMexican is currently piloting NIMBLE VALKYRIE with Lumberjack
NIMBLE VALKYRIE's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting civilians by upgrading their defensive capabilities. May be vulnerable to melancholy. During the Battle Of Brazil, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to provide inspirational speeches while simultaneously displaying outstanding masturbation habits. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, if the pilots don't really have their shit together. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are fun-loving and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to asskicking.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of lima beans and religion. Somewhat affected by the painful goiter loss of father because it was her idea in the first place. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with not slaughtering literally every living being she encountered. It was at the age of 23 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Each sexual beat-down was a step closer to the kind of shit that most people would stay the fuck away from.Was accepted to Harvard despite a painful recurring prolapse because of having nothing better to do.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent affair despite falling in love with a bunch of innocent bystanders. Thanks to her efforts, most of the city was saved and the rest was pretty happy about it.When the dust settled after the grueling battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to the general's dogwalker by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever."People need to understand, you can study the training videos all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything she taught you and react to the new situation right in front of you. If you don't, you're fucked. And trust me, this is one soldier who will never have any clue about that."Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.
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