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Age: 33Gender: FLocation: Laurel, MD
Joined: 14 years ago on 06/05/06Last Visit: 7 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 162 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“More than once in my life I've been told I'm not the brightest crayon in the sky.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“I goof off with my little bothers, hang out with friends, and work on my Alton Brown love shrine. ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm a shift supervisor at a Starbucks in Burtonsville. I'm in the process of applying to Lincoln Tech for the culinary arts program.”
What's your dream job?
“To ride around in an old blue police box.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I bought a friend a bright pink thong once as a joke. I think he liked it a little too much. I don't really talk to him anymore...”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“People should be clever and cool (well, to my standards anyway.), and I genuinely have no patience for whiners or drama queens.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Been there, done that, have the tee shirt. it's bright orange and obnoxious.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Full Metal Alchemist, Trinity Blood, Fushigi Yugi, Inuyasha, Miyazaki's movies!, Avatar, Bottle Fairies, Ranma 1/2, Excel Saga, Dragon Half, DNA2, Hard Rock Save the Space, Astro Boy, Trigun, His and Hers Circumstances, Doraimon, Black Jack...”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“XTC, Snow Patrol, Imogen Heap, Augustana, David Gray, All American Regects, throw in Mary J Blige, Michelle Branch, Aerosmith and AC/DC, Death Cab for Cutie and U2, KT Tunstall. I'll try almost anything once.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I play silly amounts of D&D with my family. I mean it. It's rediculous. During my down time, my tevo and dvd player are stocked with anime.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Had to skip on Katsucon. :-[ Who knows? depends on money next year.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Addicted to prince of persia, ratchet and clank(all of them!), LBP, the Orange box, Super Mario Galaxy, Destroy all humans one and two, pickman, cooking mama, super smash brothers, Locoroco...”
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