jennyfur

Age: 43
Gender: F
Location: Philadelphia, PA

Joined: 13 years ago on 06/05/06
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jennyfur is currently piloting TWITTERPATED BASTARD with bannsidhe

TWITTERPATED BASTARD's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Penis-Mounted Halberd
• Double-Nippletwister Assault

DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting civilians by multiplying their sexual power. Sometimes, media pundits have wished that the pilots would improve their dedication to partying. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are smoking hot and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by monks in the peaceful swamps of Hell itself. Life was transformed permanently when nipples were seduced by creepy street artists. It was at the age of 23 that she reached puberty. Each withering moment was a step toward the triumph that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Schooled at Stanford where she studied forbidden knowledge, where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of a drunken sailor with sensual sensuality, termed "Invincible Hulk Style", she soon gained the praise of pretentious assholes everywhere.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane triumph despite killing a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.

Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she dedicated herself to essentially being a huge pussy and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

Experts have described her combat aptitude style as "amateur ass-grabbing", while others have described it as "instant boner material" and "some of the coolest mayhem since Mike Tyson destroyed people left and right."

Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.