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Kiryuu

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About Kiryuu

Age: 35
Gender: M
Location: Boston, MA

Joined: 13 years ago on 06/22/06
Last Visit: 4 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Greetings people. I'm a lazy guy who likes penguins. Doing evil deeds and wrecking havok upon the world :D”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Planning world domination... I travel around the country, I eat at exotic resturants, play DDR/ITG, tennis, pool, and table tennis. Maybe cosplay on occassion when there's time.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Community Manager for Disco Pixel, Sales Coordinator for Capital One, and COO of Extesla Digitial ”

What's your dream job?

“world domination! ”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I have a lot of penguin related item. Like my towel which lights up and shows a penguins butt sticking at everyone hahahaha”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Anybody who is fun to be around with. I'm not that picky being friends with since I like to meet everyone.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I went through 2 and it certainly has its ups and downs... ”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Utena, Sailor Moon, El-Hazard, Slayers, Prince of Tennis, Slam Dunk, Ah! My Goddess, Captain Tsubasa, Tenchi Muyo, Yu-Gi-Oh, One Piece, Haikyuu!, Sword Art Online, No Game No Life, and a crap load of others I'm now too lazy to name....”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“various jpop, video game music”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“watching anime, collecting awesome plushies, this thing called cosplay, collecting random pins/buttons”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“PAX East, PAX Prime, Otakon, Katsucon ”

Into games? List your favorites!

“I love too many rpgs. Main ones Dragon Force, FFVI, War of Genesis 3, Shin Megami Tensei's. GoldenEye, DDR/ITG, Starcraft, and plenty of others... I own like 5000+ games ^^; ”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Soon Destiny... lots of Call of Duty on PS4”

Jaeger Assignment

Kiryuu is currently piloting INCREDIBLE MERMAID with Rosiel

INCREDIBLE MERMAID's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Womb-Mounted Blaster
  • Brilliant Scissor

DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support friendly forces by augmenting their offensive power. Certainly that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Secret Diddler when the pilots sacrificed many orphans in order to save this one guy nobody even likes. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and have one purpose, which is to break some Kaiju heads.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a loving parent. Father was a homeless man. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 6 that he reached puberty. Gradually, he learned the secrets of flower arranging. Each grueling beat-down was a step away from the ultimate revenge that his parents expected from him.

Truly blossomed at Oxford where he studied whatever the fuck he felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that he was probably destined to be homeless. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a scampering ferret with never-before-seen levels of violence, termed "Ferocious Bastard Style", he soon gained the sensitive touchings of commanders.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a splendid failure despite impregnating his mother. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something.

In the aftermath of the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Corporal by his commanding officer.

"Buddy, you can study the training videos all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything you think you know and adapt to the new situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. Trust me, this is one soldier who totally gets that."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.

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