Kiryuu

Age: 35
Gender: M
Location: Boston, MA

Joined: 13 years ago on 06/22/06
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Kiryuu is currently piloting INCREDIBLE MERMAID with Rosiel

INCREDIBLE MERMAID's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Womb-Mounted Blaster
• Brilliant Scissor

DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support friendly forces by augmenting their offensive power. Certainly that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Secret Diddler when the pilots sacrificed many orphans in order to save this one guy nobody even likes. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and have one purpose, which is to break some Kaiju heads.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a loving parent. Father was a homeless man. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 6 that he reached puberty. Gradually, he learned the secrets of flower arranging. Each grueling beat-down was a step away from the ultimate revenge that his parents expected from him.

Truly blossomed at Oxford where he studied whatever the fuck he felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that he was probably destined to be homeless. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a scampering ferret with never-before-seen levels of violence, termed "Ferocious Bastard Style", he soon gained the sensitive touchings of commanders.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a splendid failure despite impregnating his mother. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something.

In the aftermath of the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Corporal by his commanding officer.

"Buddy, you can study the training videos all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything you think you know and adapt to the new situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. Trust me, this is one soldier who totally gets that."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.