Deebo

Age: 40
Gender: M
Location: Odenton, MD

Joined: 14 years ago on 06/25/06
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Deebo is currently piloting SWAGGERING GUARDIAN with Realityczech

SWAGGERING GUARDIAN's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Unfettered Foot Blast of Enlightenment
• Poisonous Punch

DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support basically anybody who asks by upgrading their party power. Perhaps that one of its most celebrated moments of the war occured during Operation Heroic Panty Raid when the pilots sacrificed several thousand homeless drunks in order to save a small amount of time. Often, spiritual advisors have wished that the pilots would improve their combat effectivness. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by loving parents in the idyllic swamps of Hell itself. Deeply devastated by the painful goiter loss of father guys that really knew how to party, in his own way. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole. It was at the age of 19 that he swore revenge. Each suprisingly filthy lesson was a step away from the kind of shit that his heart yearned for.

Played first base for the Mets despite excessive body odor because he was the one foretold by the prophecy. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with senseless brutality, termed "Ferocious Strapping Fieldhand Style", he soon gained the admiration of perverts all over the world.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up crowd-pleaser despite infuriating his best friend. According to survivors, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was pretty happy about it.

In the aftermath of the grueling battle, pilot was angrily promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by his commanding officer.

"The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot better at shit in general if he stopped being an asshole. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.