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Age: 34Gender: MLocation: New York, NY
Joined: 14 years ago on 06/30/06Last Visit: 8 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Hi. I left this site alone for years but recently resurrected my profile. I'm like the OB Jewish Jesus Christ. I mean, that's not what I'm saying, that's for like other people to say, if they want to call me the OB Jewish Jesus Christ.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“I have a sick obsession with watching and playing hockey, and fantasy sports. Nerd jock, you heard it here first, folks.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Graphic Designer and snobby Art Historian. Contemporary art licks balls, dealwithit.gif.”
What's your dream job?
“Video Game Marketing Director”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I've yelled "OH FUCK ME" in front of countless people in a crowded airport terminal.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Anyone who can be selectively hyper, dork with me over certain nerdy things, and keep their limbs under control at all times. Pack your spare liver.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“With the right person, and the right amount of patience and committment, it can work. Don't make yourself or your partner miserable, though.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Evangelion, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, Highschool of the Dead, Gurren Lagann, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Azumanga Daioh, Ghost in the Shell, Akira, Gundam Wing, MS Gundam 08th Team.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Muse, Daft Punk, The Pillows, Utada Hikaru, Asian King-Fu Generation, old-school Green Day/Metallica/Beastie Boys/Offspring, Mindless Self Indulgence, FLOW, Orange Range, Gackt, Dream Theater.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I do nerdy things at nerdy conventions with my trusty friend nerdy Captain Morgan. I collect figures, and write semi-recreationally on the topic of the video game industry.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Otakon 2011, DragonCon 2011.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Shadow of the Colossus, Dragon Age, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Final Fantasy, Star Ocean III, Sonic, Mario, Kingdom Hearts, The Bouncer, Vagrant Story, Chrono Trigger.”
Other Online Gaming Info
“Marvel vs. Capcom 3”
LousyItachi is currently piloting SLEDGEHAMMER FACEPUNCHER with Superbean
SLEDGEHAMMER FACEPUNCHER's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is is to attack Kaiju and supply helpful repair services to soldiers. Cannot be damaged by gentle attacks. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they explode the Kaiju without slaughtering each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of daily swordfighting lessons and gin. Profoundly aroused by the Kaiju murder of family dog guys that really knew how to party, in his own way. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole. It was at the age of 23 that he reached puberty. Gradually, he mastered the secrets of oral hygeine. Each grueling moment was a step closer to the triumph that his heart yearned for.Unlocked his inner unicorn at Stanford where he studied whatever the fuck he felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that he was a true genius.During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up affair despite "accidentally" killing his copilot. Due to his actions, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was a goddamn mess.Refusing to rest on his laurels, he dedicated himself to experimenting with foreplay instead of jumping right into "the good stuff" and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.Haters have described his partying style as "embarrassing weaksauce", while others have described it as "awesome" and "some of the most heroic mayhem since gonhorrea ravaged a bus-load of orphaned babies."Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.
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