GimmeCat

Age: 30
Gender: F
Location: Prescott, AZ

Joined: 7 years ago on 07/05/06
Last Visit: 5 years ago
Type: Lifetime Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
Privileges Expire: Never!

View all public photos... (10 total)

• You've viewed their Profile 8062 times

[current user isn't logged in]

GimmeCat is currently piloting AMAZON BLOOMER with Jemstone

AMAZON BLOOMER's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Poisonous Blaster
• Foot-Mounted Boomerang

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply perilous blowjobs to soldiers, even during the frenzy of covert skirmishes. Top-secret rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Unyielding Freedom, a plan to use a fucked-up, truly astonishing nuclear weapon to end psoraisis. During the Battle Of Citizen's Bank Park, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to provide inspirational speeches while simultaneously displaying outstanding dedication to asskicking. Sometimes, experienced Jaeger pilots have complimented the pilots' combat effectivness. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, every so often. One thing is certain: these pilots are heroic and like nothing better than to destroy some Kaiju friends.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of cocaine and tough love. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 19 that she reached puberty. Each grueling beat-down was a step closer to the kind of shit that that her sense of honor demanded.

Became high school valedictorian despite a painful recurring prolapse because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a drunken sailor with sensual sensuality, termed "Invincible Tiger Style", she soon gained the praise of some homeless guy.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid triumph despite killing her mother. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with an unexplained fondness for show tunes.

Refusing to rest on her laurels, she dedicated herself to square dancing and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.

"Son, you, you can study the training videos all you want," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there partying, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything you think you know and react to the life or death situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. Believe me, this is one soldier who totally gets that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.