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Age: 42Gender: MLocation: Pequannock, NJ
Joined: 13 years ago on 07/06/06Last Visit: 5 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 309 days from now
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“I am the Karmic Wheel of Kick Ass....Gamer, Rennie, Juggler, Scientist, Bullwhip Cracka, Lazy Shit, Sarcastic beyond compare.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“I Juggle (fire), play with my Bullwhips, generally annoy people. ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I work at a god damned Renissance Fair during the summer......that covers just about everything.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Gamers, Rennies...Those with a sense of Humor. ”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“All Time favorites... VOLTRON, Goldenboy, old school Transformers, will come back to list more.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I just love watching it really......great escapism. The Japanese are some fucked up people....god I loveem. Other than that I Game....and Game...and Game. PC > U”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Whatever shitty one you guys put together....”
Into games? List your favorites!
“ Favorite games ever: Descent, Quake2, Tribes (1&2), MOHAA, Freespace. ”
Basillica is currently piloting HORRID AMBITION with Cosgrove
HORRID AMBITION's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is to perform surgical offense designed to confuse the Kaiju by pulverizing their limbs. Often, the pilots' parents have complimented the pilots' alcohol tolerance. One thing is certain: these pilots are admirable and live to aggressively fuck some Kaiju feelings.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a sexy robot. Father was prone to fits of melancholy. Existence threw a fucking curveball when goldfish were killed by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 23 that he dedicated himself to vengeance. Each suprisingly filthy moment was a step away from being less of an asshole that his heart yearned for.Played first base for the Mets despite being completely blind because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane affair despite killing a bunch of nerds. Due to his actions, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was a goddamn mess.Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he dedicated himself to embracing his inner sensuality and has no fucking idea what he's doing."Son, you, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything you think you know and react to the life or death situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. Believe me, this is one pilot who will never have any clue about that."Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.
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