sparkledonkey

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Call me spirit beej.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Pushing jokes too far and putting my butt on people. This may include fart noises.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Beast Master/Mathemagician”

What's your dream job?

“I like what I do, but I wouldn't turn down a paid gig as a traveling OB ambASSador.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Tobias Funke is my pube shirt.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“People who can manage to share my eternal 12-year-old boy sense of humor while still being respectful adults.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“The court-mandated 100 yards seems less bothersome with a good pair of binoculars.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“24/7 POLKA PARTY”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“All y'all doodoobutts better go to Bootycon in my place, since I'm limited to local cons this year. Emerald City Comic Con, Geek Girl Con and possibly Rose City Comic Con. ”