B======D is currently piloting FIRESTORM WOMBAT with Rinoa1022
FIRESTORM WOMBAT's special combat abilities are known to include:
Vengeance Strike
Breast-Mounted Sword Technique of Judgement
DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support basically anybody who asks by multiplying their offensive capabilities. May be vulnerable to bad advice. The only question facing these pilots, who everybody is pretty sure are direct blood relatives, is this: can they eradicate the Kaiju without pulverizing each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by robots in the tranquil slums of Mexico City. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 5 that he swore revenge. Each grueling moment was a step toward the true mastery of self-control that his heart yearned for.
Became high school valedictorian despite a painful recurring prolapse because of having nothing better to do.
After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a delightful crowd-pleaser despite killing Whoopi Goldberg. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.
In the aftermath of the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to the general's dogwalker by his first grade teacher.
"Buddy, you can study the training videos all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything he taught you and react to the new situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Believe me, this is one crazy asshole who will never have any clue about that."
Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.
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