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About B======D

Age: 39
Gender: M
Location: North Hollywood, CA

Joined: 14 years ago on 07/17/06
Last Visit: 6 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Mostly just go out to Drum and Bass shows or hang out with friends and when nothing is happening I jump into the game world”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Go out as much as possible”

What's your dream job?

“Game Designer - I'm a Production Floor Lead right now”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Hang out with me for 15 mins, something is bound to happen”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Anyone with an open mind and interesting style”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“In one, it's amazing”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Anime: Naussica Valley of the Wind, Gurren Laggen - Manga: Priest”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Drum and Bass - Dubstep - Grime - See you in the :: TRENCHES! ::.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Any well constructed Anime or Video Game I like, not really that into Manga, but people have turned me onto some things worth consuming”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Bootycon 09'”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Too many to list, if it's good i've played and probably beaten it”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“IW Th3 H4wk”

Other Online Gaming Info

“World of Warcraft - Rookz, Frakture, Barbarick, Vampz, Icebetch (Bloodscalp), Rookz (Silverhand)”

Jaeger Assignment

B======D is currently piloting FIRESTORM WOMBAT with Rinoa1022

FIRESTORM WOMBAT's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Vengeance Strike
  • Breast-Mounted Sword Technique of Judgement

DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support basically anybody who asks by multiplying their offensive capabilities. May be vulnerable to bad advice. The only question facing these pilots, who everybody is pretty sure are direct blood relatives, is this: can they eradicate the Kaiju without pulverizing each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by robots in the tranquil slums of Mexico City. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 5 that he swore revenge. Each grueling moment was a step toward the true mastery of self-control that his heart yearned for.

Became high school valedictorian despite a painful recurring prolapse because of having nothing better to do.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a delightful crowd-pleaser despite killing Whoopi Goldberg. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.

In the aftermath of the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to the general's dogwalker by his first grade teacher.

"Buddy, you can study the training videos all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything he taught you and react to the new situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Believe me, this is one crazy asshole who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.

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