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Age: 39Gender: MLocation: Philadelphia, PA
Joined: 13 years ago on 07/23/06Last Visit: 6 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 400 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm a chameleon. That is the best way to describe myself.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“Night Driving. Gun Club. ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“There are many answers to this. You'll know none of them.”
What's your dream job?
“Violent Problem Solver”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I jumped out of a window of a friend's house and landed in a pool knowing I can't swim. How awesome is that? When I say awesome I mean stupid!”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Keep that R-word away from me.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Trigun, Hajime No Ippo, Black Lagoon, Initial D, Claymore, Monster, Gunslinger Girl, Lovely Complex, Akira, Ghost In The Shell, Mezzo, Witch Hunter Robin, Last Exile, Lain, Samurai Champloo, High School of the Dead, Grappler Baki and much more!!!”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Rage Against The Machine, Deftones, Smashing Pumpkins, Portishead, Mos Def, A Tribe Called Quest, James Brown, Wale, Chemical Brothers, Amon Tobin, Fiona Apple, Nas, Atari Teenage Riot, AC/DC, Common, Cut Chemist.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“There are a variety of things I can put here. Just ask.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
“Hitman series, Suikoden series, King Of Fighters series, Soul Calibur series, Metal Slug series, Defense Grid, FTL”
TrigunnerSyphon is currently piloting WONDROUS SUNSET with cake xplozion
WONDROUS SUNSET's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply suicidally-insane massages to friendly forces, even during the frenzy of undercover brawls. May be vulnerable to bad advice. In the past, the pilots' parents have wished that the pilots would improve their general cleanliness. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to alcohol tolerance.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of cocaine and tough love. Existence was transformed permanently when nipples were seduced by his little brother. It was at the age of 19 that he dedicated himself to vengeance. As time progressed, he totally failed to unlock the secrets of flower arranging. Each enchanting yeast infection was a step toward the sensitive touching that his parents expected from him.Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because sometimes life is crazy like that.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent affair despite falling in love with a bunch of innocent bystanders. Due to his actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.Deciding to get a clue, he dedicated himself to essentially being a huge pussy and has been making some pretty good progress.Jealous people have described his robot piloting style as "second-rate ass-grabbing", while others have described it as "instant boner material" and "some of the toughest mayhem since Bruce Lee sexually dominated Barcelona."Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.
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