TrigunnerSyphon

Age: 40
Gender: M
Location: Philadelphia, PA

Joined: 14 years ago on 07/23/06
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TrigunnerSyphon is currently piloting WONDROUS SUNSET with cake xplozion

WONDROUS SUNSET's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Drunken Dropkick Formation
• Cobra's Blaster

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply suicidally-insane massages to friendly forces, even during the frenzy of undercover brawls. May be vulnerable to bad advice. In the past, the pilots' parents have wished that the pilots would improve their general cleanliness. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to alcohol tolerance.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of cocaine and tough love. Existence was transformed permanently when nipples were seduced by his little brother. It was at the age of 19 that he dedicated himself to vengeance. As time progressed, he totally failed to unlock the secrets of flower arranging. Each enchanting yeast infection was a step toward the sensitive touching that his parents expected from him.

Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because sometimes life is crazy like that.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent affair despite falling in love with a bunch of innocent bystanders. Due to his actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.

Deciding to get a clue, he dedicated himself to essentially being a huge pussy and has been making some pretty good progress.

Jealous people have described his robot piloting style as "second-rate ass-grabbing", while others have described it as "instant boner material" and "some of the toughest mayhem since Bruce Lee sexually dominated Barcelona."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.