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About prophetx

Age: 35
Gender: M
Location: Dublin, OH

Joined: 11 years ago on 07/25/06
Last Visit: 19 months ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm Booker T. Prospect. Co-Owner and co-creator of Early Times Whiskey”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Read and edit Tech books. I used to be a professionaly ranked table tennis player. Either that or my guitars and piano. Apparently fun is a relative word”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Sr.Infastructure and Voice Consultant for a fortune 500 IT Solutions Firm. Also on the board of directors for various soccer clubs in Ohio”

What's your dream job?

“Pretty much got it”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Well, just ask me about going to Vegas 6 times in one year. I have some great stories. I also have 18 guitars 3 of which are extremley one of a kind and rare”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I am an extremley open non judgemental person, so come one come all I like meeting all walks of life.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“sure why not”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Old School. Sailor Moon. Evangellion Visions of Escaflowne etc..etc..”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Pretty much all genre's of music have something in them that interests me. I am an avid guitar player and Collector. My biggest Musical influences are so across the board it isnt funny”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I am a pretty old school anime buff. I got in to it back when sailor moon was on the WB at 7am and when you could still get VHS fansubs”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“ohayocon most likely, Acen for certain”

Into games? List your favorites!

“ I am a huge RPG fan”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Darth Agbat”

Other Online Gaming Info

“I may or may not be involved with Ragnarok Online”

Jaeger Assignment

prophetx is currently piloting VIOLENCE CUPCAKE with Princess Leah

VIOLENCE CUPCAKE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Mustache-Mounted Cutlass
  • Triple-Bodycheck Volley of Luck

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply ferocious massages to other Jaeger pilots, even during the frenzy of full-force skirmishes. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Rainbow Eruption, a plan to use a game-changing, new atomic missile to end the designated hitter rule. During the Battle Of Mexico, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to party while simultaneously displaying outstanding masturbation habits. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are admirable and like nothing better than to kick some Kaiju faces.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a migrant worker. Father was deeply in love with her. At an early age, showed great aptitude for playing the piano, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole.. It was at the age of 23 that he had a sex change. Decided to spend the next several hours battling for his life in a secret youth hostel. Each enchanting beat-down was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that his heart yearned for.

Was accepted to Harvard despite a total lack of bowel control because he was the one foretold by the prophecy.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane failure despite infuriating his copilot. Classified intel indicates most of the town was destroyed and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.

Deciding to rest on his laurels, he re-dedicated himself to embracing his inner sensuality and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

So-called experts have described his combat aptitude style as "second-rate weaksauce", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the coolest Jaeger piloting since Bruce Lee invaded Barcelona."

Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.

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