prophetx

Age: 38
Gender: M
Location: Dublin, OH

Joined: 14 years ago on 07/25/06
Last Visit: 4 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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prophetx is currently piloting VIOLENCE CUPCAKE with Princess Leah

VIOLENCE CUPCAKE's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Mustache-Mounted Cutlass
• Triple-Bodycheck Volley of Luck

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply ferocious massages to other Jaeger pilots, even during the frenzy of full-force skirmishes. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Rainbow Eruption, a plan to use a game-changing, new atomic missile to end the designated hitter rule. During the Battle Of Mexico, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to party while simultaneously displaying outstanding masturbation habits. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are admirable and like nothing better than to kick some Kaiju faces.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a migrant worker. Father was deeply in love with her. At an early age, showed great aptitude for playing the piano, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole.. It was at the age of 23 that he had a sex change. Decided to spend the next several hours battling for his life in a secret youth hostel. Each enchanting beat-down was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that his heart yearned for.

Was accepted to Harvard despite a total lack of bowel control because he was the one foretold by the prophecy.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane failure despite infuriating his copilot. Classified intel indicates most of the town was destroyed and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.

Deciding to rest on his laurels, he re-dedicated himself to embracing his inner sensuality and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

So-called experts have described his combat aptitude style as "second-rate weaksauce", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the coolest Jaeger piloting since Bruce Lee invaded Barcelona."

Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.