Rosiel

Age: 41
Gender: F
Location: Washington, DC

Joined: 13 years ago on 07/31/06
Last Visit: 10 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Rosiel is currently piloting INCREDIBLE MERMAID with Kiryuu

INCREDIBLE MERMAID's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Womb-Mounted Blaster
• Brilliant Scissor

DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support friendly forces by augmenting their offensive power. Certainly that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Secret Diddler when the pilots sacrificed many orphans in order to save this one guy nobody even likes. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and have one purpose, which is to break some Kaiju heads.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of unconditional love and acceptance... and and beatings. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 6 that she discovered bathing. Spent the next several hours training her guts out in a seriously shady comic book store. Each suprisingly filthy day was a step closer to the true mastery of self-control that that her sense of honor demanded.

Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite a painful recurring prolapse because of having nothing better to do.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a rousing failure despite impregnating her mother. Due to her actions, most of the town was saved and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.

When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to Chief Asskicker by a guy that wandered in off of the street and was pretty much just into promoting people.

"Son, you, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything you think you know and adapt to the life or death situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. Trust me, this is one crazy asshole who totally gets that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.