Skewdles

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“The name's Dogs. Fingers Dogs.”

What do you do for fun?

“Cutting myself. I've cut back on suicide for my new year's resolution.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“GUN SHOOTS ROBOT. Moving without definitive direction. Explode to several pieces after the target been hit by gun.”

What's your dream job?

“lol animu assassin”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“lol internet (wait, does that mean I've done the internet, or I own the internet? But people tell me I /am/ the internet! Ahh!)”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“What kind of person would you like to meat? Wait, the inconsistancy between these questions ruins this joke. Fuck you, John Booty.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Genki Crisis only.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“BASSSSSSSSSSSSSS--actually, I've cut back on bass too. Bass'd out. BALLS OUT. Bleeps and bloops.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I don't know what any of that means.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Katsucon, BootyCon, Otakon, Dragon*Con, jerkcon.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“DRINKIN' AND SHMUPPIN' 2KDIME”

Other Online Gaming Info

“TF2, L4D1/2, Portal 2, Killing Floor, etc. Steam 4eva”