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Ryan the Lion

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About Ryan the Lion

Age: 30
Gender: M
Location: Round Lake, IL

Joined: 8 years ago on 08/14/06
Last Visit: 8 days ago
Type: Lifetime Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm Ryan. Sometimes I'm a lion.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I love to swim, bbq, build snow-thulhus and read ridiculous sci-fi/fantasy novels.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Copy Jockey, studying to be Indiana Jones”

What's your dream job?

“Indiana Jones”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I have a Dr. Suess tattoo and it's as rad as you're already thinking it is.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“The Leela to my Fry”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They're not impossible, but they are a lot of work. If you're lucky, you'll find someone worth the effort.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Hajime no Ippo, Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann, GTO, One Piece, My Balls, and Naruto”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“All kinds - Johnny Cash, They Might Be Giants, mc chris, Tool, Flogging Molly, The Horrorpops, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Dresden Dolls, Tenacious D, Cake”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I play all sorts of games - board games, role playing games, card games, etc. I like getting people around a table to hang out, socialize and airlock the cylons.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“BootyCon, Dragon*Con, C2E2”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Chrono Trigger, Magical Drop III, Warcraft 3, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Battlestar Galactica, Chaos in the Old World, Runewars, Eminent Domain”

Steam Nickname

“WoohooCthulhu”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Team Fortress 2, Monday Night Combat, Portal 2, Dawn of War II, Magicka, Dungeon Defenders”

Jaeger Assignment

Ryan the Lion is currently piloting UNSTOPPABLE PASSION with diqitaldreams

UNSTOPPABLE PASSION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Shoulder-Mounted Cudgel
  • Forlorn Ear Dropkick of Confusion

DOSSIER: Job is to supply strategic offense intended to attack the Kaiju by destroying their limbs. Classified scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Frisky Panty Raid, a plan to use a game-changing, secret atomic missile to ensure this war for human survival. Cannot be damaged by violent enemies. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if the pilots don't really have their shit together. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they fingerbang the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by fairly normal parents in the tranquil suburbs of Dayton. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with chapped nipple. It was at the age of 23 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Soon, he mastered the secrets of mayhem. Each erotic yeast infection was a step toward the kind of shit that that his sense of honor demanded.

Became high school valedictorian despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because of his burning passion to succeed. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a scampering ferret with drunkenly unpredictable passion, termed "Ferocious Monkey Style", he soon gained the attention of some homeless guy.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful success despite falling in love with his mother. Classified intel indicates most of the city was destroyed and the rest was incinerated.

In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to bat boy for the Mets by the President of what remained of the world.

"The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot better at fucking up some fucking Kaiju if he started touching himself a little more. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.


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