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Age: 40Gender: MLocation: Drexel Hill, PA
Joined: 14 years ago on 08/18/06Last Visit: 13 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“i'm a porofessional lunatic. i just left my job of selling speakers out of a van, to literaly get a job building speakers for a national retailer. I'm scarcastic and shy. I'm an old friend of mid afternoon naps. ”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“i'm a Photographer and carry my camera with me everywhere. I'm also a videographer, auto mech, race car driver, PC tech, Elf, traveler, and R/C plane pilot”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“i work in a manufacturing facillity as an engineer. when a speaker fails Quality control, it's my job to figure out why.”
What's your dream job?
“where i build cars in the huge garage attached to my stone fortress all day.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“i don't know any of your people well enough to take off my pants yet.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“somebody quirky and who's no stranger to scarcasm. somebody who's inquisitive and can hold a conversation. somebody who likes to travel”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“i've had a couple, they worked for a while but intamacy is the heart of any relationship. without that it falls apart. you can't share emotions over a computer or even a phone.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“cowboy bebop, ghost in the shell, initial D, invader zim, serial experiments LAIN, Steamboy, Full metal alchemist”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“almost every kind. i have a HYYOOGGEEE collection of music and i surround myself with it at all times. you can usually find me singing along to it in my car. badly.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“anime, LARP'ing, D&D, video games, playing with my little ships. ”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“i fly by the seat of my pants far too much to know that. ”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Oblivion, need for speed, ralli sport, colin macre, PIRATES!, neverwinter nights, dungen siege II, Alice, arcanum, dungeon keeper, monkey island, mario, worms, prince of persia, FF series, fallout, ”
Mookinator is currently piloting BLITZKRIEG DANGER with nekoninja
BLITZKRIEG DANGER's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply helpful tax advice to other Jaeger pilots, even during the heartbreak of desperate brawls. Cannot be damaged by sensitive enemies. As we all know that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Defiant Asshole when the pilots sacrificed countless children in order to save several terabytes of pornography. In the past, homeless men have complimented the pilots' lovemaking abilities. Everybody agrees: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to masturbation habits.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of mom you wish you had. Father was a terrifying cyborg. Life didn't really change much when goldfish were seduced by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 23 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Soon, he totally failed to unlock the secrets of oral hygeine. Each erotic moment was a step away from the true mastery of self-control that his parents expected from him.Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite a total lack of bowel control because of having nothing better to do.During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a splendid failure despite impregnating everybody in the Western Hemisphere. According to survivors, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.Refusing to learn a lesson, he re-dedicated himself to becoming even more of a badass and has no fucking idea what he's doing.Jealous people have described his robot piloting style as "second-rate bullshit", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "completely dope" and "some of the best stuff since gonhorrea ravaged a bus-load of orphaned babies."Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.
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