Mookinator is currently piloting BLITZKRIEG DANGER with nekoninja
BLITZKRIEG DANGER's special combat abilities are known to include:
Penis-Mounted Shield
Hornet's Strike
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply helpful tax advice to other Jaeger pilots, even during the heartbreak of desperate brawls. Cannot be damaged by sensitive enemies. As we all know that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Defiant Asshole when the pilots sacrificed countless children in order to save several terabytes of pornography. In the past, homeless men have complimented the pilots' lovemaking abilities. Everybody agrees: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to masturbation habits.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of mom you wish you had. Father was a terrifying cyborg. Life didn't really change much when goldfish were seduced by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 23 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Soon, he totally failed to unlock the secrets of oral hygeine. Each erotic moment was a step away from the true mastery of self-control that his parents expected from him.
Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite a total lack of bowel control because of having nothing better to do.
During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a splendid failure despite impregnating everybody in the Western Hemisphere. According to survivors, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.
Refusing to learn a lesson, he re-dedicated himself to becoming even more of a badass and has no fucking idea what he's doing.
Jealous people have described his robot piloting style as "second-rate bullshit", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "completely dope" and "some of the best stuff since gonhorrea ravaged a bus-load of orphaned babies."
Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.
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