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Age: 43Gender: MLocation: Hillsboro, OR
Joined: 13 years ago on 09/19/06Last Visit: 9 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 529 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Hi there, I'm Zanial's slightly more normal brother.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“Snowboard, rock climb, hike. Go out on my motorcycle when the weather is good”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I think it's possible, but not for extended period. I think if you don't end up in the same place I think you drift to far apart.ods of time. Eventually if you don't end up in the same place I think you drift too far apart.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Haven't kept up with it in a while, but Macross Plus and Record of Lodoss War come to mind. Also was a big fan of Cowboy Bebop”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“I like quite a variety of music, but my favorite's here are usually ones that I stumble across on various music blogs or the collections from SXSW they put out every year. Also getting into the music scene here in Portland.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“More of a gamer than anything else. Currently mainly console gaming, used to play Eve or WoW but don't have time at the moment. Also a big fan of other games (Settlers of Cataan, Twilight Imperium,Apples to Apples).”
Into games? List your favorites!
“This ought to be fun. Prince of Persia (old school and the first in the newer series), DDR, SSX series, Guitar Hero and Rockband, just for starters. On the old school front, Sundog, Wings of Fury, Chronotrigger, Star Control 2 ”
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Other Online Gaming Info
“Team Fortress 2, GTA 4, Left 4 Dead, Fable 2”
DesertDweller is currently piloting BADASS FACEPUNCHER with mrwiley001
BADASS FACEPUNCHER's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Likes to help basically anybody who asks by multiplying their sexual power. We can safely say historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Final Asskicking, during which most of Atlanta was destroyed in an effort to get laid. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to combat effectivness.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of love and church-going. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 5 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Spent the next several hours fighting for survival in a seriously shady temple. Each surpising day was a step toward the sensitive touching that his heart yearned for.Became high school valedictorian despite excessive body odor because of having nothing better to do.During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful affair despite killing the old lady down the block. Thanks to his efforts, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was a goddamn mess.In the aftermath of the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to potato peeler, first class by by popular demand."The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot better at not completely getting the shit kicked out of him if he opened up his hearts. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.
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