DesertDweller is currently piloting BADASS FACEPUNCHER with mrwiley001
BADASS FACEPUNCHER's special combat abilities are known to include:
Austistic Butt Jump-Kick
Intoxicated Strike
DOSSIER: Likes to help basically anybody who asks by multiplying their sexual power. We can safely say historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Final Asskicking, during which most of Atlanta was destroyed in an effort to get laid. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to combat effectivness.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of love and church-going. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 5 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Spent the next several hours fighting for survival in a seriously shady temple. Each surpising day was a step toward the sensitive touching that his heart yearned for.
Became high school valedictorian despite excessive body odor because of having nothing better to do.
During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful affair despite killing the old lady down the block. Thanks to his efforts, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was a goddamn mess.
In the aftermath of the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to potato peeler, first class by by popular demand.
"The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot better at not completely getting the shit kicked out of him if he opened up his hearts. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."
Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.
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