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Age: 34Gender: MLocation: Nowhere, OK
Joined: 14 years ago on 10/05/06Last Visit: 10 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Hi, my name is Ham. I'm a fat person's best friend.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“I love dinner parties!”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I am the wet dream of every fucking fattie out there.”
What's your dream job?
“To be baked with some pineapples and served at Easter Dinner. Happy Easter! =^_^=”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Somebody that knows how to cook well. I deserve only the best when it comes time for cooking me to perfection.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“It doesn't work out. They can't savor my delicious flavor.”
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