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About tranoid no ki

Age: 28
Gender: M
Location: Bellmore, NY

Joined: 8 years ago on 10/08/06
Last Visit: 17 hours ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“My name is Mike. I am a single anime girl”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I like to read sometimes, also sit back with a beer and a cigarette and chill out in the pool.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I am the full time Overnight Crisis Intervention Counselor at the Long Island Crisis Center”

What's your dream job?

“Something that pays well and requires little thought.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I died on a metal pad during the freezes of max 300, and landed on the arrows, and it counted the hold. rofl.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“BOATS AND HOES”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Nah. They only open up opportunities for people to cheat on you and forget about you. No thanks.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Star Trek The Animated Series”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“dubstep, trance, house, techno. Anything really. Blame ToasterSix for the love of Ke$ha and Britney. Jk. Don't blame her.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“BOOTYCON!”

Into games? List your favorites!

“I am into action games and rhythm games. Rhythm games not so much lately. I am also a huge retro gaming enthusiast.”

Steam Nickname

“Tranoid no ki [1138]”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“tranoid no ki”

Other Online Gaming Info

“TF2, Goldeneye:Source, a bunch of old DOS games no one gives a shit about, other stuff. Check my Steam info.”

Jaeger Assignment

tranoid no ki is currently piloting INTOXICATED HUNK with Mark Argent

INTOXICATED HUNK's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Despair Haymaker
  • Gassy Bodycheck

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply helpful tax advice to soldiers, even during the heartbreak of high-speed brawls. We can safely say that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Secret Asskicking when the pilots sacrificed nearly all of the Earth's homeless drunks in order to save this one guy who turned out to not even really be that important. Everybody agrees: these pilots are smoking hot and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to partying.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a migrant worker. Father was a terrifying cyborg. Greatly aroused by the Kaiju murder of father at the age of three. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole. It was at the age of 23 that he dedicated himself to vengeance. Soon, he mastered the techniques of mayhem. Each erotic beat-down was a step away from being less of an asshole that that his sense of honor demanded.

Schooled at Stanford where he studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a seasoned expert with never-before-seen brutality, termed "Invincible Falcon Style", he soon gained the praise of his master.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful crowd-pleaser despite annoying the shit out of his mother. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.

Refusing to listen to everybody else for a change, he dedicated himself to experimenting with foreplay instead of jumping right into "the good stuff" and has no fucking idea what he's doing.

Experts have described his combat aptitude style as "weak-ass weaksauce", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "basically his new religion" and "some of the most heroic mayhem since gonhorrea sexually dominated my face."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.

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