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Age: 35Gender: FLocation: Ellicott City, MD
Joined: 14 years ago on 10/19/06Last Visit: 10 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 265 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Koko's not truly dead until the smooth music is.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Someone who enjoys toilet humor.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Haibane Renmei, AIR, Mai-HiME, Elfen Lied, Black Lagoon, DETROIT METAL CITY...that's pretty much it.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“progressive rock and metal, other metal, classical, video game music/chiptunes, yacht rock: DON'T HATE ON CHRISTOPHER CROSS”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
“Phoenix Wright, Link to the Past, Metroid, Ys 1/2, Mario Kart 64, Sonic 2”
Guu is currently piloting AUSTISTIC VALKYRIE with DrCrowdPleaser
AUSTISTIC VALKYRIE's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Likes to help friendly forces by improving their offensive capabilities. Impervious to harsh criticism. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are fun-loving and live to explode some Kaiju genitals.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with monks in the tranquil foothills of Seattle. Profoundly devastated by the murder of grandmother guys that really knew how to party, in her own way. At an early age, showed no promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 5 that she reached puberty. Each erotic yeast infection was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that most people would stay the fuck away from.Was accepted to Harvard despite being completely blind because she was the one foretold by the prophecy. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a seasoned expert with never-before-seen brutality, termed "Invincible Falcon Style", she soon gained the praise of hippies.During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up affair despite annoying the shit out of her best friend. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju a code name of "Ass Chuckle" which meant nobody really took it seriously, despite the fact that it was actually pretty tough.Deciding to rest on her laurels, she dedicated herself to attempting to pilot her Jaeger sober and as usual, is really shitting the bed.Critics have described her robot piloting style as "amateur dick-slapping", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "the kind of thing you jack off to" and "some of the coolest mayhem since gonhorrea sexually dominated most of my hometown."Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.
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