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Tech Bromancer

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About Tech Bromancer

Age: 30
Gender: M
Location: Atlanta, GA

Joined: 7 years ago on 11/09/06
Last Visit: 4 months ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm an East Coast AND West Coast Traitor. I'm now a freelance animator in the South. Zanial and I will still have Beautiful Bearded Babies.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Sculpting... animating... ”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Freelance animator. Watch ARCHER, Thursdays @ 10pm on FX starting January 14th! I animated for it!”

What's your dream job?

“Day-Man, fighter of the Night-Man. Champion of the Sun. Master of Karate and Friendship for everyone.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I've ridden on a fiberglass jackrabbit in Arizona. It was more gay that funny. I'm ashamed.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Eh, I really don't watch too much (if any) anime anymore. There is no time.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Half-Life 2, Burnout Paradise, Rockband, to name a few.”

Steam Nickname

“Easy_Target”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“The Weis”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Half-Life 2, G.R.A.W.2, Halo 3, TF2”

Jaeger Assignment

Tech Bromancer is currently piloting TWITTERPATED BULL with Daitenshi

TWITTERPATED BULL's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Overwhelming Cannon
  • Foot-Mounted Battle-Axe

DOSSIER: Job is to unleash overwhelming offense designed to annihilate the Kaiju by pulverizing their limbs. Cannot be damaged by fire-based caresses. At times, media pundits have wished that the pilots would improve their sexual health. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are smoking hot and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to partying.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a famous CEO. Father was a drug lord. Existence didn't really change much when nipples were fellated by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 19 that he had a sex change. Spent the next several hours sleeping in a hidden toy store. Each joyful lesson was a step closer to being less of an asshole that his heart yearned for.

Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite being addicted to blowjobs because sometimes life is crazy like that. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a tiger with erotic brutality, termed "Invincible Monkey Style", he soon gained the erections of his master.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked triumph despite infuriating a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with unmatched power and ferocity.

Refusing to get a clue, he dedicated himself to square dancing and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

"People need to understand, you can read the textbooks all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there partying, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything you learned and adapt to the life or death situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Believe me, this is one soldier who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.

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