FeuillysLove is currently piloting PRINCESS PASSION with bishieworks
PRINCESS PASSION's special combat abilities are known to include:
Courageous Butt Wedgie
Toxic Staff
DOSSIER: Job is to support other Jaeger pilots by multiplying their sexual capabilities. Perhaps that one of its most controversial moments of the war occured during Operation Erotic Hercules when the pilots sacrificed several hundred kittens in order to save some dude's record collection. Frequently, experienced Jaeger pilots have wished that the pilots would improve their dedication to asskicking. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may perform like a real pussy pretty much any time you even look at it. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are fun-loving and have one purpose, which is to kick some Kaiju assholes.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of 'earthy' lesbian that has huge arms and is really into the Indigo Girls. Father was the kind of guy who didn't merely shit the bed - he rolled around in it as well.. Greatly affected by the painful goiter loss of her favorite hobo lover because it was her idea in the first place. At an early age, showed great aptitude for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with chapped nipples. It was at the age of 6 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Eventually, she totally failed to unlock the art of martial arts. Each withering moment was a step closer to becoming a true sexual being, and was all that her parents expected from her.
Educated in some homeless guy's alleyway where she studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.
After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane crowd-pleaser despite killing her copilot. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past.
Refusing to rest on her laurels, she dedicated herself to drinking a lot and has been making some pretty good progress.
"The thing is," says her best friend, "She'd be a lot better at shit in general if she opened up her hearts. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"
Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.
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