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Age: 33Gender: MLocation: San Antonio, TX
Joined: 13 years ago on 11/13/06Last Visit: 13 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Tough exterior, nerd at heart. It all started the day I got my Super Nintendo and just went down hill from there. =D ”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“Read, draw, music. Try to stop smoking Cigerettes from time to time.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I exist, get by, cook, clerk, clean, and am working on getting into school to start my long and winding way to be a psychiatrist. Right now the delightful punch clock is at the Post Office.”
What's your dream job?
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I own a fish named Poor Frankie, he is made of glass and left on top of the T.V. It may not seem funny, but we show no regard for the safty of poor franky, as he has held this spot for 1 1/2 years in a home filled with fighting, airsoft, and drunks.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Anyone who can argue and do it well. A temper can be a plus. Irish blood I suppose.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“All depends on the people involved I suppose, someone has to be capable of it. I have never tried.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“The most recent that I have seen that seemed worth watching were Black Lagoon, Jigoku Shoujo, and Monster. Cowboy BeBop is the best it will ever get, however, the Ninja in me likes Naruto. Not the 100 episodes of crap in the middle though.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Metal, techno, ska, classical. I try to keep it diverse, after all everything useally has something to offer.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Watching anime, Magic, D&D, tabletops. You name it and I will give it a try.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Never been able to get off of work and have the money for one at the same time.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Starcraft, MegaMan X series, Metal Gear Solid(any and all), Guitar Hero, DDR, and a few too many more to list here.”
Other Online Gaming Info
“World of Warcraft, Starcraft, Diablo II”
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