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Age: 40Gender: MLocation: Chicago, IL
Joined: 13 years ago on 11/15/06Last Visit: 9 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Hi. I'd be a geek if i applied myself.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“ improv comedy”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
What's your dream job?
“Database monkey for a game company.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“Simpsons DVDs. I know that's not what you meant, but it's technically true.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Anyone who hates fun. People into games (video- and other), movies, whatever.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“I haven't seen nearly enough, but Samurai Champloo is probably my fave. New favorite is Haibane Renmei.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“bands that get mislabeled "quirky": TMBG, The Mountain Goats, Moxy Fruvous, Fountains of Wayne, John Vanderslice, Regina Spektor, Old 97s”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Playing RPGS. Also adventure games, especially old LucasArts ones.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Zelda: a link to the past, ICO, Alundra, FFVI, Beyond Good and Evil, The Curse of Monkey Island, Crazy Taxi”
XBox Live! Gamertag
Other Online Gaming Info
“World of Warcraft”
bambiffpow is currently piloting HAWK FALCON with instructions
HAWK FALCON's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is is to embarrass Kaiju and supply tricky tax advice to other Jaeger pilots. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to perform like a real pussy every so often. One thing is certain: these pilots are smoking hot and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to partying.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of unconditional love and acceptance... and and intellectual stimulation. Existence didn't really change much when nipples were eaten by his little brother. It was at the age of 6 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Gradually, he mastered the techniques of oral hygeine. Each enchanting lesson was a step away from the sensitive touching that his heart yearned for.Schooled by the school of life where he studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about him. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a tiger with frankly unnecessary levels of violence, termed "Elegant Tiger Style", he soon gained the erections of pretentious assholes everywhere.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful success despite falling in love with everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with an unexplained fondness for show tunes.Following the touching battle, pilot was immediately promoted to General by by popular demand."Son, you, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything Mommy said and adapt to the crazy situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. Believe me, this is one pilot who understands that."Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.
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