Mandori is currently piloting LACTATING MEATBALL with D-Rock
LACTATING MEATBALL's special combat abilities are known to include:
Shoulder-Mounted Mallet
Womb-Mounted Needle
DOSSIER: Job is is to supply helpful counseling services to civilians, even during the mayhem of sexual combat. Frequently, homeless men have heaped praise upon the pilots' choice of personal grooming habits. The only question facing these pilots, who are simmering with sexual tension, is this: can they punch the Kaiju without murdering each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of lima beans and religion. At an early age, showed much promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 5 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Each withering yeast infection was a step closer to being less of an asshole that her heart yearned for.
Unlocked her inner unicorn by the school of life where she studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that she was probably destined to be homeless.
During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up failure despite impregnating nearly anybody that gave a shit. Due to her actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.
In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to the general's dogwalker by God himself.
Haters have described her robot piloting style as "weak-ass bullshit", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "basically her new religion" and "some of the best mayhem since Godzilla destroyed Barcelona."
Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.
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