ShawnMcCool Buster Machine No. 7364
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About ShawnMcCool Age: 36 Gender: M Location: Nashville, TN Joined: 11 years ago on 12/07/06 Last Visit: 7 years ago Type: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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VIRILE TSUNAMI with Foot
VIRILE TSUNAMI's special combat abilities are known to include:
Nimble Dropkick Head-Mounted Cannon Whirlwind
DOSSIER: Likes to help soldiers by augmenting their sexual capabilities. Perhaps that one of its most celebrated moments of the war occured during Operation Erotic Ragnarok when the pilots sacrificed a whole bunch of psychopaths in order to save this one guy who turned out to not even really be that important. Frequently, the pilots' parents have complimented the pilots' combat effectivness. One thing is certain: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by mongooses in the dangerous slums of an average American small town. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole.. It was at the age of 23 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Spent the next several years doing nothing in a hidden toy store. Each grueling fuck-up was a step closer to being less of an asshole that his heart yearned for.
Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite being addicted to blowjobs because sometimes life is crazy like that. After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent crowd-pleaser despite falling in love with a bunch of nerds. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that would have made the toughest hombre you ever met shit his pants in three seconds flat. Refusing to learn a lesson, he dedicated himself to partying like a true hero and has been making some pretty good progress. "People need to understand, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything he taught you and react to the new situation at hand. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Believe me, this is one pilot who totally gets that." Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.