kentondangerous Buster Machine No. 7369
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About kentondangerous Age: 32 Gender: M Location: Indianapolis, IN Joined: 9 years ago on 12/08/06 Last Visit: 5 years ago Type: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: 360 days from now
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“i say i'm not licensed so that makes it more legal.”
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“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
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“i work at costco”
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“people of good nature”
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“Beck Mongolian Chop Squad”
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“i like max payne for the slow mo”
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kentondangerous is currently piloting
HAMBURGER PIONEER with Robin
HAMBURGER PIONEER's special combat abilities are known to include:
Erupting Suplex of Playfulness Ancient Knuckles
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to upset Kaiju and supply helpful massages to soldiers. During the Battle Of Washington D.C., pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to party while simultaneously displaying outstanding combat effectivness. In the past, media pundits have heaped praise upon the pilots' alcohol tolerance. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they smash the Kaiju without pulverizing each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by monks in the tranquil slums of Tanzania. Life threw a fucking curveball when goldfish were killed by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 6 that he had a sex change. Eventually, he learned the art of Hokuto Shinken. Each withering yeast infection was a step away from the ultimate revenge that that his sense of honor demanded.
Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite a total lack of bowel control because of having nothing better to do. During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane affair despite impregnating a bunch of innocent bystanders. According to survivors, most of the city was saved and the rest was incinerated. In the aftermath of the grueling battle, pilot was angrily promoted to potato peeler, first class by pretty much the only other person that was still alive. Jealous people have described his sensual kissing style as "amateur dick-slapping", while others have described it as "devastatingly effective" and "some of the toughest mayhem since Gen. George Patton invaded my ass." Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.