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Age: 80Gender: MLocation: Seattle, WA
Joined: 12 years ago on 12/20/06Last Visit: 9 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 477 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“My name is Jeff and I was host of the most successful cooking show in TV history until my past came back to haunt me. Oh, I then died a few years later a very bitter and broken old man, but an invite to OB was too good to pass up, so what the heck...”
What do you do for fun?
“See above. And no "rump roast" jokes. ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I cook, I write books. OK, I COOKED and WROTE books, can't do much of that since I am dead now you know.”
What's your dream job?
“Having a cooking show that kicks Emeril and that chubby Rachel Ray chick's ass in the ratings. And not have folks keep bringing up that I settled that whole "thing" out of court.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I had Elmo on my show once and folks claimed that is when I "Jumped The Shark". That and the cheesesteak thing.”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Folks who love the spiritual companionship that cooking and the feast bring out in all of us. ”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I don't wanna even TALK about that......”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Uh, I am too busy trying to figure out that you can't serve a Philly cheesesteak on a round roll. ”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Handel and other baroque stuff. ”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I cook and write books. Oh, and I like the company of young men. ”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“No time, I am too busy being dead and digging up recipes to post. ”
Into games? List your favorites!
“My favorite is "Remember to use oven mits" and see if I actually do it. ”
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