Morocco

Age: 35
Gender: M
Location: Dallas, TX

Joined: 12 years ago on 12/21/06
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Morocco is currently piloting MANTICORE BLACKJACK with Pyro_Fighter_04

MANTICORE BLACKJACK's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Million-Bodycheck Penetation
• Poisonous Arrow of Suffering

DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support friendly forces by multiplying their sensual capabilities. We can safely say historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Highway Diddler, during which most of Mexico was destroyed in an effort to end this war. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to partying.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by fairly normal parents in the tranquil suburbs of Madagascar. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole.. It was at the age of 6 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Each sexual yeast infection was a step away from becoming a true sexual being, and was all that his heart yearned for.

Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite a total lack of bowel control because his mother forced him to. With a fighting style that combined the aroma of a scampering ferret with senseless speed, termed "Elegant Strapping Fieldhand Style", he soon gained the erections of perverts all over the world.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up crowd-pleaser despite infuriating his mother. Thanks to his efforts, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was burned to the ground.

Deciding to rest on his laurels, he dedicated himself to attempting to pilot his Jaeger sober and is basically doing alright.

So-called experts have described his Jaeger tactics style as "weak-ass dick-slapping", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the most heroic mayhem since Bruce Lee ravaged my face."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.