Madam GMILF is currently piloting QUARTERBACK SHOCKER with Yo, Adrienne!
QUARTERBACK SHOCKER's special combat abilities are known to include:
Golden Nipple Dropkick Flood
Hornet's Boomerang
DOSSIER: Role is is to pulverize Kaiju and supply suicidally-insane repair services to basically anybody who asks. Sometimes, media pundits have been awestruck by the pilots' combat effectivness. Everybody agrees: these pilots are admirable and have an unequaled ability to punch some Kaiju heads.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a drunken brawler. Father was a mild-mannered librarian. Life didn't really change much when parents were seduced by giant robots, which is kind of a recurring here here. It was at the age of 5 that she had a sex change. Each erotic moment was a step closer to the kind of shit that most people would stay the fuck away from.
Unlocked her inner unicorn at the school of hard knocks where she studied the best ways to get laid, where it soon became apparent that she was probably destined to be homeless. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of a tiger with surprising speed, termed "Ferocious Falcon Style", she soon gained the attention of hippies.
During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful affair despite "accidentally" killing everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.
When the dust settled after the grueling battle, pilot was angrily promoted to bat boy for the Mets by some motherfucker with a bunch of medals on his chest.
"The thing is," says her best friend, "She'd be a lot better at everything if she took my dick out of her mouth once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"
Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.
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