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Savoir Faire 7 days ago on 05/12/13
My son was in here when this popped up earlier; and, without even knowing him, has pronounced Jake the most awesome person living on the basis of his facial hair.

This is a reply to the thread "Happy Birthday, Trabus" by m1cnBot, posted in Pee Chat

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Savoir Faire 10 days ago on 05/09/13
{{{{{{{{{{{ Liz }}}}}}}}}}}}} LTNS. Stef (y'all know her as SilentSporadic) is going to have a baby!

Rundown: Oldest girl is almost 27 and about to move in with her girlfriend after LTR with her boyfriend.
Middle girl (24) living with fiance and pregnant
Youngest girl (20) married and not planning on kids for at least 4 years
Son (14) more interested in video games and playing guitar than in knocking up chicks. I am very much okay with this.

I am kind of looking forward to being an empty-nester!

This is a reply to the thread "I'm gonna be a GRANDMA!!!" by Savoir Faire, posted in Pee Chat

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Savoir Faire 11 days ago on 05/08/13
I am a citizen of the planet
I was born here
I'm going to die here
Come what may
I am entitled by my birth
To the treasures of the earth
No one must be denied these
No one must be denied
Easy dreams
At the end of a chain-smokin' day
Easy dreams at the end of the day

Who am I to believe
That the future we perceive
Lies in danger and the dangers increase
Who are we to demand
That the leaders of the land
Hear the voices of reason and peace

We are the citizens of the planet
We were born here
We're going to die here
Come what may
We are entitled by our birth
To the treasur ...

This is a reply to the thread "Random Lyrics GO!" by mheart, posted in Pee Chat

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Savoir Faire 11 days ago on 05/08/13
My sexual preference is "often". The only time someone else's sexual preference matters to me is if I want to lay them and their preference isn't me. Time to move on, people.

This is a reply to the thread "Random Thoughts" by The Naniwa Tiger, posted in Pee Chat

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Savoir Faire 14 days ago on 05/05/13
We just got more in tips playing a party for free than we get playing Sweetwater's for pay! PLUS free food and booze!

This is a reply to the thread "Why your day is AWESOME!!" by Charmedseed, posted in Gen. Chat

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Savoir Faire 15 days ago on 05/04/13
Hah, Gigi, G-ma, and SoSnI' have already been suggested :-) (The babydaddy suggested the Klingon word... and one in Sindarin. We're just a big happy family of geeks...) Keep them comng!

This is a reply to the thread "I'm gonna be a GRANDMA!!!" by Savoir Faire, posted in Pee Chat

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Savoir Faire 19 days ago on 04/30/13
Why does the house suddenly smell like solder?

This is a reply to the thread "Random Thoughts" by The Naniwa Tiger, posted in Pee Chat

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Savoir Faire 19 days ago on 04/30/13
Didn't know where to put this.

But I refuse to be called: Granny, gramma, grandma, meemaw, nana, nona, grandmamma,etc. I need something the kiddo can pronounce (once Peanut is of pronouncing size) that reflects the young, cool, hip person that is moi.

So, friends and other weirdos, ( ♥ ), post your cool grand-progenitor names here. I like what my youngest daughter used to call Floyd's mom(G-Ma), but let's hear what cool groovy grannariffic names y'all know or can come up with!

This is the opening post in her thread "I'm gonna be a GRANDMA!!!", posted in Pee Chat

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Savoir Faire 28 days ago on 04/21/13
Yeah, I get it,
You're an outcast.
Always under attack.
Always coming in last,
Bringing up the past.
No one owes you anything.
I think you need a shotgun blast,
A kick in the ass,
So paranoid. . .
Watch your back!!

Oh my, here we go...

Another loose cannon gone bi-polar
Slipped down, couldn't get much lower.
Quicksand's got no sense of humor.
I'm still laughing like hell.
You think that by crying to me
Looking so sorry that I'm gonna believe,
You've been infected by a social disease.
Well, then take your medicine.

This is a reply to the thread "Random Lyrics GO!" by mheart, posted in Pee Chat

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Savoir Faire 29 days ago on 04/20/13
Bifocal contacts. BEST THINGS EVAR! Almost as good as having a working pair of eyes!

This is a reply to the thread "Random Thoughts" by The Naniwa Tiger, posted in Pee Chat

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Savoir Faire 33 days ago on 04/16/13
Screw you guys; I'm going home.

This is a reply to the thread "Random Thoughts" by The Naniwa Tiger, posted in Pee Chat

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Savoir Faire 34 days ago on 04/15/13
"Good God! Don't jump!"
A boy sat on the ledge.
An old man who had fainted was revived.
And everyone agreed it would be a miracle indeed
If the boy survived.

"Save the life of my child!"
Cried the desperate mother.

The woman from the supermarket
Ran to call the cops.
"He must be high on something," someone said.
Though it never made The New York Times.
In The Daily News, the caption read,
"Save the life of my child!"
Cried the desperate mother.

A patrol car passing by
Halted to a stop.
Said officer MacDougal in dismay:
"The fo ...

This is a reply to the thread "Random Lyrics GO!" by mheart, posted in Pee Chat

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Savoir Faire 38 days ago on 04/11/13
I just got asked to sit in on bass with an all-girl band tomorrow night, possible permanent offer to follow (not giving up Th3rd Bridge by any means, but this may be fun!)

This is a reply to the thread "Why your day is AWESOME!!" by Charmedseed, posted in Gen. Chat

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Savoir Faire 57 days ago on 03/23/13
If there's a tear on my face
It makes me shiver to the bone
It shakes me, Babe
It's just a heartache that got caught in my eye
And you know I never cry, I never cry
Sometimes I drink more than I need
Until the TV's dead and gone
I may be lonely
But I'm never alone
And the night may pass me by
But I never cry
Take away, take away my eyes
Sometimes I'd rather be blind
Break a heart, break a heart of stone
Open it up but don't you leave it alone
'Cuz that's all I got to give you
Believe me Babe, it ain't been used
My heart's a virgin, it ain't never been tried
and you know I nev ...

This is a reply to the thread "Random Lyrics GO!" by mheart, posted in Pee Chat

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Savoir Faire 58 days ago on 03/22/13
Just got the call. Father in law is dying (esophagal cancer) - my husband and his sister have to drive out to Utah to fetch him home; he may not make it back. Worried more for Floyd - he rarely displays emotions, and although he says he has made his peace with his dad I don't know how he's going to react - and this will be Alex's first significant death that he will remember.

This is a reply to the thread "Dealing with Death" by DoomMonky, posted in Gen. Chat

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Savoir Faire 2 months ago on 03/15/13
Every time I walk by the reams of multicolored paper at work, I regret sucking at origami.

This is a reply to the thread "Random Thoughts" by The Naniwa Tiger, posted in Pee Chat

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Savoir Faire 2 months ago on 03/12/13
I slept with a published author once. I thought it would be a novel experience, but turned out to be nothing to write home about.

This is a reply to the thread "Random Thoughts" by The Naniwa Tiger, posted in Pee Chat

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Savoir Faire 2 months ago on 03/11/13
The Wish-Boner (homage to your new ink)

This is a reply to the thread "Name the Superhero above you." by The Naniwa Tiger, posted in Pee Chat

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Savoir Faire 2 months ago on 03/02/13
If he makes it out this way again....

This is a reply to the thread "Would you do the person above you?" by zeromig, posted in Pee Chat

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Savoir Faire 3 months ago on 02/16/13
Hmm. I would definitely cuddle with him... but lately, I feel like it would be incest.

Still love you Dre!

This is a reply to the thread "Would you do the person above you?" by zeromig, posted in Pee Chat

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Savoir Faire 3 months ago on 02/06/13
Blood orange sorbet

This is a reply to the thread "What are you eating right now?" by Bad Mongo, posted in Fatty Talk

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Savoir Faire 3 months ago on 02/02/13
All the scientists are running around
looking for the monkey, but he can't be found,
'cause he's down by the pond
playing hockey with the kids.

And all the mothers are running around
looking for their children, but they can't be found,
'cause they're down by the pond
playing hockey with the monkey.

This is a reply to the thread "Random Lyrics GO!" by mheart, posted in Pee Chat

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Savoir Faire 3 months ago on 01/20/13

When I walk these streets
A loaded six string on my back
I play for keeps
'Cause I might not make it back


This is a reply to the thread "Random Lyrics GO!" by mheart, posted in Pee Chat

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Savoir Faire 4 months ago on 01/14/13
We got our first paying gig booked!

This is a reply to the thread "Why your day is AWESOME!!" by Charmedseed, posted in Gen. Chat

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Savoir Faire 4 months ago on 01/01/13
I was going to work on being less of a klutz but I just dropped a vacuum cleaner on my foot :-(

- beef up on programming languages

- pay more attention to nutrition and exercise

- get paying gigs

This is a reply to the thread "New Year's Resolutions" by Dr. Moustache, posted in Gen. Chat

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Savoir Faire 4 months ago on 01/01/13
Calling in Dre for always taking the time to shoot me a text for the holidays, just to check in and cheer me up <3

This is a reply to the thread "Call-ins" by Hunky Dory, posted in Gen. Chat

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Savoir Faire 4 months ago on 12/23/12
Just had an impromptu acoustic jam with husband! <3

This is a reply to the thread "Why your day is AWESOME!!" by Charmedseed, posted in Gen. Chat

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Savoir Faire 4 months ago on 12/21/12
It's nice to be unexpectedly reminded that there are truly good people in the world.

This is a reply to the thread "Random Thoughts" by The Naniwa Tiger, posted in Pee Chat

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