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Age: 36Gender: MLocation: Libertyville, IL
Joined: 13 years ago on 01/11/07Last Visit: 27 days agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 427 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Hey, folks - As you can tell from the fact that I'm... well, here... I'm a bit of a geek. I've moved into the ::shudder:: real world since college, and now I'm working myself into the ground. Ain't life grand?”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“Reading is life. Also, I do roleplaying games. On non-anime subjects, I'm into sci-fi, fantasy, and such. I'm a Browncoat, too.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I have a temp job at Abbot Labs, and a part-time gig at the local fedex/kinkos. When I get a chance I participate in theater.”
What's your dream job?
“Cartoon voiceover artist. I'd LOVE to do that.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“In early gradeschool, a teacher was reading a book to us and asked if anyone knew what an outhouse was. Proudly, I said "It's a place where people go pee and poo!" The silence was deafening.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“A cute geeky lass who can keep up with my personal quirks. and a sense of humor!”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“They seem hard, but if the one you love is too far away, you gotta do what you gotta do.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Read or Die, Cowboy Bebop, Chobits, Love Hina... but RahXephon takes the cake. heck, it takes the whole bakery.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“What kinds? Yes. To narrow that down, I listen to everything but rap and country, and even a tiny bit of those. Evanescence, Five Iron Frenzy, BeForU, and classical choral music share my playlist.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I watch anime, play video games, read the occasional manga...”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“ACen, possibly Reactor and/or Wizard World.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“I'm a big fan of anything with a story. Legend of Zelda, Final Fantasy VII, the Kingdom Hearts games, Star Wars: KotOR...”
Other Online Gaming Info
“N/A, at the moment...”
HobbitGuy1420 is currently piloting SMOTHERING BLACKHAWK with shinidoragon
SMOTHERING BLACKHAWK's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is is to supply ferocious counseling services to other Jaegers, even during the confusion of full-force lovemaking. One thing is certain: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to partying.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of lima beans and comic books. Deeply aroused by the painful goiter loss of grandmother when all he wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed great aptitude for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole. It was at the age of 23 that he reached puberty. Decided to spend the next several years fucking people up in a seriously shady comic book store. Each grueling lesson was a step closer to the kind of shit that his heart yearned for.Truly blossomed in a den of thieves where he studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that he was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a seasoned expert with senseless speed, termed "Invincible Armadillo Style", he soon gained the attention of pretty much everybody.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up thing that legends are made of despite killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. Classified intel indicates most of the city was saved and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.Following the grueling battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Corporal by his commanding officer.Haters have described his sensual kissing style as "amateur ass-grabbing", while others have described it as "instant boner material" and "some of the most heroic stuff since Godzilla destroyed your mom."Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.
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