theclockwork is currently piloting WILDEBEEST BRAWLER with Shiny
WILDEBEEST BRAWLER's special combat abilities are known to include:
Penis-Mounted Beam
Penis-Mounted Dagger of Suffering
DOSSIER: Job is is to confuse Kaiju and supply suicidally-insane counseling services to other Jaeger pilots. Sometimes, other Jaeger pilots have complimented the pilots' masturbation habits. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to masturbation habits.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by some serious assholes in the dangerous foothills of Dayton. Life didn't really change much when friends were eaten by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 6 that he had a sex change. Spent the next several seconds masturbating in a secret homeless shelter. Each surpising beat-down was a step toward being less of an asshole that his parents expected from him.
Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite a painful recurring prolapse because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?.
He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane affair despite annoying the shit out of nearly anybody that gave a shit. Thanks to his efforts, most of the city was saved and the rest was a goddamn mess.
Deciding to rest on his laurels, he re-dedicated himself to curing AIDS and has no fucking idea what he's doing.
Critics have described his partying style as "second-rate dick-slapping", while others have described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the toughest mayhem since gonhorrea sexually dominated nipples everywhere."
Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.
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