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Age: 35Gender: MLocation: San Diego, CA
Joined: 11 years ago on 01/12/07Last Visit: 10 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I enjoy to tell the stories of my adventures and in turn enjoy listening to other peoples mishaps and adventures as well. I believe that everyone has a story... Tell me yours!”
What do you do for fun?
“scheming, practicing good hygene, plotting, engaging in conversation, participating in clandestine activities, when in doubt find trouble and poke it with a stick”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Grad Student and Entrepenure. Have wit, will travel”
What's your dream job?
“Flying arround the world negotiating big deals, and having fun doing it”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I was escorted out of Nintendo's press confrence by security at E3 in 2004. Also I helped playtest 3e D&D and have playtest credits in the Forgotten Realms guide.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“people who like getting into trouble”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“It sounds great on paper, but never works in action, like Communism”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Golden Boy, Tokyo Tribe 2, Keroro Gunso, Death Note, Patlabor, Love Hina, Overly sappy romantic stuff, a lot of old stuff too, and ofcourse henai.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Jrock but not for the music. I used to listen to A LOT of japanese music, so much so that i was listening to stuff that was newer than my Japanese friends knew about, so i cut back. I like a very eclectic mix and am always looking for new stuff. ”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Karaoke, Dorama, gaming in all forms (Table top/video/ armchair MVP stuff), Reading manga in japanese, Anime... Partying with Jrock band members, and making fun of them in Japanese”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“probably all the So Cal ones, except PMX cuz its lame as fuck”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Maniac Mansion, Naruto: Gekitou Ninja Taisen!, River City Ransom, Guilty Gear, KoF, old school stuff, Guitar Hero, Guitar Freaks, Para para paradise, and more ofcourse”
Paizuki is currently piloting MASCULINE REVENGER with Panjadin
MASCULINE REVENGER's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting friendly forces by augmenting their offensive power. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are admirable and nobody questions their dedication to masturbation habits.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of popcorn and church-going. Somewhat devastated by the death of his hamster because it was his idea in the first place. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with controlling his emotions. It was at the age of 23 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Spent the next several hours trying to get laid in a seriously shady youth hostel. Each suprisingly filthy yeast infection was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that his heart yearned for.Truly blossomed in some homeless guy's alleyway where he studied economics, where it soon became apparent that he was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a delightful failure despite "accidentally" killing a bunch of nerds. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.Following the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to Corporal by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever."People need to understand, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything you think you know and adapt to the crazy situation at hand. If you don't, you're fucked. Trust me, this is one crazy asshole who will never have any clue about that."Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.
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