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About Cash Age: 36Gender: M Location: Philadelphia, PA
Joined: 15 years ago on 01/13/07Last Visit: 4 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Tell Us About Yourself... Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Currency dictates the circumstances in my life and in the lives of those within my proximity.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“Make poor decisions.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“IT, A/V, and HTTP.”
What's your dream job?
“Federal Boobie Inspector.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I'm not funny.”
Who Are You Looking For? Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Velma.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Hahahahahahahah... right.”
Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Attack on Titan, Polar Bear Café, Death Note, Kids on the Slope, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagaan, Neon Genesis EVANGELION”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Every year: MAGFest, WWPhilly, ConnectiCon, Intervention, PhilCon.”
Steam Nickname
“glitchphil”
XBox Live! Gamertag
“Philkahol”
Jaeger Assignment Cash is currently piloting SPECTACULAR PASSION with Japanfreak
SPECTACULAR PASSION's special combat abilities are known to include:
Finishing Machete Oozing Head Bodyslam of Despair DOSSIER: Job is to supply intense offense intended to attack the Kaiju by murdering their brains. Cannot be damaged by gentle caresses. Certainly that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Final Cumberbatch when the pilots sacrificed nearly all of the Earth's psychopaths in order to save this one guy nobody even likes. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to alcohol tolerance.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of mom you wish you had. Father was a drug lord. Greatly devastated by the Kaiju murder of his hamster because it was his idea in the first place. At an early age, showed great aptitude for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with chapped nipples. It was at the age of 5 that he had a sex change. Decided to spend the next several years fighting for survival in a filthy toy store. Each erotic fuck-up was a step away from becoming a true sexual being, and was all that his parents expected from him.
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