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About Firesong

Age: 37
Gender: M
Location: Haslett, MI

Joined: 13 years ago on 01/18/07
Last Visit: 5 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
Privileges Expire: 229 days from now

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Guten Tag! I'm a 29 year old, open-minded gamer. I'm tall, have long blue hair (or sometimes black), and am kinda sad about the state of our country.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Generally, playing games, hanging out with people, BONFIRES, bowling or billiards.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Work fulltime as an information technologist at MSU”

What's your dream job?

“Owning my own gaming/computer store, buying a small island for myself and building a castle of some sort and holding mock 'siege' battles”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Convinced a friend's mother that me and her had gotten married (we were going out at the time...) and she started crying and everything. Probably the best april fool's joke ever, though a bit mean”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone who is open minded and honest, who isn't afraid to try something new (So message me or something! I don't bite... well not often). Preferably someone into some of the same games and/or other stuff.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They can be difficult to work out due to that whole not seeing the other person much... but with skype and such maybe not so bad?”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Cowboy Beebop, Trigun, NGE, .hack, Hellsing, Bleach, R.O.D., Elfen Leid (SEE THIS!), Witchblade, Witchhunter Robin, Ergo Proxy, Peacemaker, Solty Rei, Buso Renkin, the list goes on”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Lots from Punk, to Metal, Techno to Rock. I don't really like rap or country. AFI, Tatu, Deadmau5, Blutengel, etc etc”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Watching Anime, reading fantasy/sci-fi books, playing video games, playing CCG's, playing RPG's, CARPing (combat-action role playing, yeah, I'm a dork)y)”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Annually attend Gencon and Origins, sometimes other local cons”

Into games? List your favorites!

“The Old Republic, D&D, White Wolf games, Final Fantasy Games, Magic CCG, Rock Band, Domionion, Civilization, other random RPG's and stuff”

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Other Online Gaming Info

“Starcraft 2, The Old Republic, League of Legends, Left 4 Dead 2, Dead Island”

Jaeger Assignment

Firesong is currently piloting THUNDERING TINGLE with xXRinStarXx

THUNDERING TINGLE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Crimson Pound
  • Mustache-Mounted Sword

DOSSIER: Job is to support basically anybody who asks by upgrading their long-range detection capabilities. Classified scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Flagrant Magical, a plan to use a fucked-up, truly astonishing aggressive handjob technique to prolong Obamacare. The only question facing these pilots, who are simmering with sexual tension, is this: can they piss all over the Kaiju without destroying each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and church-going. Deeply aroused by the death of his hamster at one really bizarre county fair. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 23 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Decided to spend the next several hours fucking people up in a secret gay bath house. Each enchanting lesson was a step away from the bloody satisfaction that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite a painful recurring prolapse because of having nothing better to do.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up failure despite impregnating his mother. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.

When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was angrily promoted to bat boy for the Mets by God himself.

"The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot worse at fucking up some fucking Kaiju if he took my dick out of his mouth once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.

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