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Age: 42
Gender: M
Location: Baltimore, MD

Joined: 12 years ago on 01/22/07
Last Visit: 11 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Pit Bull Advocate, Code Monkey, I'm learning to repair Bikes (the human powered version)”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Wrestle with my dog, fix bikes, ride bikes, make food, dance, vid games, hk movies”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Web Developer!”

What's your dream job?

“Believe it or not, I'm walking on Air.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“my dog is pretty funny.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I don't mind meeting people”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“no way.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“I have fond childhood memories of Doremon and First Gen Gundam, plus an assortment of Giant Robot Animes such as Mazinger.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Garage rock, punk rock, dub, afrobeat, some electronics (last.fm/instructions)”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Gaming. I lived in Hong Kong til I was about 8 so I know some old school anime but not that much.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Fallout, Ninja Gaiden, Virtua On, Team Fortress 2, Portal, Okami, Ico/Shadows of Colossus, Geometry Wars, E4, Viewtiful Joe, Godhand”

Steam Nickname

“Instructions”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Instructions”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Recently I enjoy getting verbally abused in Team Fortress 2 and Counterstrike”

Jaeger Assignment

instructions is currently piloting HAWK FALCON with bambiffpow

HAWK FALCON's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Penis-Mounted Laser
  • Thousand-Strike Festival

DOSSIER: Job is is to embarrass Kaiju and supply tricky tax advice to other Jaeger pilots. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to perform like a real pussy every so often. One thing is certain: these pilots are smoking hot and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to partying.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by robots in the affluent slums of Seattle. At an early age, showed great aptitude for playing the piano, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 5 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Spent the next several years getting his ass kicked in a secret robot repair shop. Each grueling day was a step closer to the bloody satisfaction that his parents expected from him.

Found himself at M.I.T. where he studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful success despite annoying the shit out of a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.

Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he re-dedicated himself to attempting to pilot his Jaeger sober and has been making some pretty good progress.

Experts have described his sensual kissing style as "weak-ass dick-slapping", while others have described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the most heroic Jaeger piloting since Gen. George Patton sexually dominated people left and right."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.

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