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MaxJenius

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About MaxJenius

Age: 37
Gender: M
Location: ,

Joined: 14 years ago on 01/24/07
Last Visit: 13 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm an Otaku Perverted Gamer who enjoys watching Hentai, playing around, flirting, and writing Erotica.”

What do you do for fun?

“Roleplay, Fetish Play, Fantasy Play, Tabletop, LARP, Playing Videogames, Going to Arcades, Anime Conventions, and anything else intellectual.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Freshman in College”

What's your dream job?

“Writing Erotica, Being a Fetish Dungeon Master, Cooking, and Roleplaying.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Have have magic fingers and they are CURIOUS! ^_~”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Girls who love, like or are obsessed with wearing pantyhose. I also love classy girls, Ballerina, Gymnists, Figure Skaters, and Martial Artists.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They are perfectly fine, as long as both parties are trusting, loyal, responcible, dedicated, and passionate.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“MACROSS, ROBOTECH”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“JPOP, KPOP, Alternative, ANIME, VideoGame Soundtracks”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Macross, Robotech, Trigun, Fu Metal, Sailor Moon, LaBlue Girl, Cool Devices, Best of Kitty, Bible Black, and lots more.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Anime eXpo, AniMagic, maybe Anime LA and more”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Metal Gear Solid, Dungeons and Dragons, Macross, Robotech, D20 Modern, Marvel Superheroes, and MUCH MUCH MORE!!!”

Jaeger Assignment

MaxJenius is currently piloting HAWK DRAGON with Miso Horny

HAWK DRAGON's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Diligent Hockey Stick
  • Quadruple-Bodycheck Tantrum Seizure

DOSSIER: Primary function is to supply strategic offense intended to insult the Kaiju by fucking up their feelings. Everybody agrees: these pilots are admirable and have one purpose, which is to explode some Kaiju faces.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a travelling Gypsy. Father was a terrifying cyborg. Life threw a fucking curveball when goldfish were seduced by creepy street artists. It was at the age of 5 that he had a sex change. Each erotic beat-down was a step away from the true mastery of self-control that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Educated at Yale where he studied his own genitals for hours on end, where it soon became apparent that he was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a drunken sailor with unbeatable sensuality, termed "Elegant Bastard Style", he soon gained the erections of pretty much everybody.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked failure despite infuriating his mother. Due to his actions, most of the town was saved and the rest was covered in sexual fluids.

In the aftermath of the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Corporal by some motherfucker with a bunch of medals on his chest.

Critics have described his partying style as "amateur dick-slapping", while others have described it as "seriously cool" and "some of the toughest Jaeger piloting since my dad destroyed a bus-load of orphaned babies."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.

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