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Age: 32Gender: MLocation: Woodstock, NY
Joined: 10 years ago on 01/25/07Last Visit: 2 days agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 208 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“Cosplay, game, watch movies, hang out with friends, armoring, SCA Heavy armored combat.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm an Archaeologist digging up the east coast, and sometimes the rest of the US.”
What's your dream job?
“To be a field archaeologist digging and diving around the Mediterranean. If that fails... Sith Lord”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I once spent 3 hours in an interrogation room after I dug up a body. A 300 year old body. My job is very fun sometimes. There's an entire poem of the encounter here on OB, Page 174 in Life frustrations topic.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Someone who has a sense of humor and sarcasm and isn't afraid to use it. Oh, girls in glasses get an automatic +50.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Depends on the people. Some can pull it off.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Berserk, Trigun, Flame of Recca, Negima, Burn Up, GTO, Hellsing, whatever has a good story.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Zep, Maiden, Manowar, Rush, Hell I listen to more classic rock than Dean Winchester.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Watch anime, Collect anime and manga, Game up a storm, cosplay”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Katsucon, I-CON, Pennsic.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Anything with a gun or large bladed weapon, or old school. D&D, Shadowrun, D20, Kings Quest, Quest for Glory, Gabriel Knight, F.E.A.R, Doom, Halo, Half Life 1&2, Evil Dead, Rabid Zelda fanboy, The Bard's Tale”
“Ash J. Williams”
XBox Live! Gamertag
Other Online Gaming Info
“Gunbound, Maplestory, Counter Strike: Source, TF2, Borderlands, Overwatch”
Orin Sempton is currently piloting LUMBERJACK TYPHOON with seggs
LUMBERJACK TYPHOON's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is is to supply helpful blowjobs to civilians, even during the heartbreak of covert lovemaking. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may really bum you out if the pilots don't really have their shit together. Everybody agrees: these pilots are heroic and have an unequaled ability to aggressively fuck some Kaiju genitals.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by some serious assholes in the idyllic foothills of Dayton. Not really aroused by the death of family dog when all he wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed great aptitude for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 19 that he discovered bathing. Decided to spend the next several seconds trying to get laid in a hidden robot repair shop. Each erotic lesson was a step away from being less of an asshole that most people would stay the fuck away from.Was accepted to Harvard despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because he was the one foretold by the prophecy. With a fighting style that combined the aroma of a tiger with sensual speed, termed "Ferocious Bastard Style", he soon gained the admiration of pretentious assholes everywhere.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent thing that legends are made of despite falling in love with his best friend. Due to his actions, most of the city was saved and the rest was incinerated.Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he re-dedicated himself to becoming even more of a badass and as usual, is really shitting the bed.So-called experts have described his partying style as "amateur bullshit", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "completely dope" and "some of the coolest Jaeger piloting since Arnold Schwartzeneggar ravaged your mom."Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.
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