Orin Sempton is currently piloting LUMBERJACK TYPHOON with seggs
LUMBERJACK TYPHOON's special combat abilities are known to include:
Poisonous Boomerang Armageddeon of Retribution
Hundred-Caress Eruption Raid
DOSSIER: Role is is to supply helpful blowjobs to civilians, even during the heartbreak of covert lovemaking. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may really bum you out if the pilots don't really have their shit together. Everybody agrees: these pilots are heroic and have an unequaled ability to aggressively fuck some Kaiju genitals.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by some serious assholes in the idyllic foothills of Dayton. Not really aroused by the death of family dog when all he wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed great aptitude for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 19 that he discovered bathing. Decided to spend the next several seconds trying to get laid in a hidden robot repair shop. Each erotic lesson was a step away from being less of an asshole that most people would stay the fuck away from.
Was accepted to Harvard despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because he was the one foretold by the prophecy. With a fighting style that combined the aroma of a tiger with sensual speed, termed "Ferocious Bastard Style", he soon gained the admiration of pretentious assholes everywhere.
He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent thing that legends are made of despite falling in love with his best friend. Due to his actions, most of the city was saved and the rest was incinerated.
Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he re-dedicated himself to becoming even more of a badass and as usual, is really shitting the bed.
So-called experts have described his partying style as "amateur bullshit", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "completely dope" and "some of the coolest Jaeger piloting since Arnold Schwartzeneggar ravaged your mom."
Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.
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