Fflewddur Fflam is currently piloting PIONEER CHEETAH with kirakashino
PIONEER CHEETAH's special combat abilities are known to include:
Fist-Mounted Frying Pan Thrust
Retribution Haymaker
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply tricky blowjobs to other Jaegers, even during the confusion of sexual combat. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Final Hogwarts, a plan to use an unbelievable, ancient nuclear weapon to decisively end the designated hitter rule. Sometimes, the pilots' parents have expressed concern over the pilots' dedication to partying. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they aggressively fuck the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a migrant worker. Father was a drug lord. At an early age, showed much promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 23 that he reached puberty. Soon, he learned the art of Hokuto Shinken. Each erotic yeast infection was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that that his sense of honor demanded.
Found himself on the streets where he studied economics, where it soon became apparent that he was probably destined to be homeless.
He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane failure despite annoying the shit out of the old lady down the block. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.
Following the touching clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by a guy that wandered in off of the street and was pretty much just into promoting people.
Experts have described his Jaeger tactics style as "weak-ass dick-slapping", while others have described it as "devastatingly effective" and "some of the best stuff since Bruce Lee destroyed my ass."
Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.
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