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Fflewddur Fflam

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About Fflewddur Fflam

Age: 33
Gender: M
Location: Riverside, CA

Joined: 7 years ago on 01/26/07
Last Visit: 25 days ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Well, let's see... I'm no good at answering vague questions about myself. Perhaps I'll do better with the more specific ones below.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Read, write poetry and short stories, paper & pencil RPGs, videogames, draw, chat, learn, take photos, write small computer games for friends.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I get paid to be a programmer. I am formerly an undergraduate student in mathematics. I weave the very fabric of reality to my liking in my free time.”

What's your dream job?

“Disneyland Imagineer, Elementary School Teacher, Deep Space Explorer, or Time Traveler. Mad scientist could work, too.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone smart, kind, funny, passionate and patient. Someone who will notice if I'm not there. Someone willing to work through my faults rather than condemn me for them.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“It's one thing to maintain an existing relationship over a long distance for a set time, and quite another to have one entirely and exclusively long distance.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Trigun, Utena, Cowboy Bebop, Elfen Lied, Hellsing, Lain, Azumanga Daioh, Kazemakase Tsukikage Ran, Ghost in the Shell, Kino's Journey, Tenshi ni Narumon, Seirei no Moribito, the list goes ever on and on...”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“The good kind. There's no way I could accurately describe my varied and eclectic music tastes in so small a space.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I like to watch various types of anime (though my time for doing so has been limited lately), making costumes (which I hope to do more of soon), occasionally reading manga, and playing games on my Playstation2/DS/GameCube/PC.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Anime Expo, Origins, GenCon, ComicCon, Katsucon... probably more...”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Quest for Glory, Gabriel Knight, Life & Death, Starflight II, Lemmings 2, Eternal Darkness, Shadow of Destiny, Silent Hill, Katamari Damacy, Riven, Uru, Unreal, Deus Ex, Portal, The World Ends With You, Metroid Fusion, Braid, Rock Band 2.”

Steam Nickname

“Deledrius”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Deledrius”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Uru, City of Heroes, Warhammer Online, Lord of the Rings Online, Guild Wars.”

Jaeger Assignment

Fflewddur Fflam is currently piloting PIONEER CHEETAH with kirakashino

PIONEER CHEETAH's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Fist-Mounted Frying Pan Thrust
  • Retribution Haymaker

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply tricky blowjobs to other Jaegers, even during the confusion of sexual combat. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Final Hogwarts, a plan to use an unbelievable, ancient nuclear weapon to decisively end the designated hitter rule. Sometimes, the pilots' parents have expressed concern over the pilots' dedication to partying. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they aggressively fuck the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a migrant worker. Father was a drug lord. At an early age, showed much promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 23 that he reached puberty. Soon, he learned the art of Hokuto Shinken. Each erotic yeast infection was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that that his sense of honor demanded.

Found himself on the streets where he studied economics, where it soon became apparent that he was probably destined to be homeless.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane failure despite annoying the shit out of the old lady down the block. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.

Following the touching clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by a guy that wandered in off of the street and was pretty much just into promoting people.

Experts have described his Jaeger tactics style as "weak-ass dick-slapping", while others have described it as "devastatingly effective" and "some of the best stuff since Bruce Lee destroyed my ass."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.

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