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About Foot

Age: 30
Gender: M
Location: Vancouver, BC

Joined: 14 years ago on 01/26/07
Last Visit: 6 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Canadian lumberjack ninja”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“All the things.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“School, writing, mixing bread”

What's your dream job?


Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I went to England and met Pudduh... 'nuff said.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“...not a cylon. Actually, cylons are pretty hot.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I have several”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Furi Kuri, Blame, Samurai Champloo, Ergo Proxy, Desert Punk, Death Note, Dororo”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Eeeeeverything, as long as it's not bad musicians”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Watching Japanese B-movies and playing Super Nintendo... AT THE SAME TIME”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“AE 2012, VCON 2012”

Into games? List your favorites!

“TMNT Back In Time, Shadow Hearts, Musashi, Tenchu, Space Invaders, Pong, Jo and Mac, Toadsters, Super Mario”

Steam Nickname


Jaeger Assignment

Foot is currently piloting VIRILE TSUNAMI with ShawnMcCool

VIRILE TSUNAMI's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Nimble Dropkick
  • Head-Mounted Cannon Whirlwind

DOSSIER: Likes to help soldiers by augmenting their sexual capabilities. Perhaps that one of its most celebrated moments of the war occured during Operation Erotic Ragnarok when the pilots sacrificed a whole bunch of psychopaths in order to save this one guy who turned out to not even really be that important. Frequently, the pilots' parents have complimented the pilots' combat effectivness. One thing is certain: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a sexy robot. Father was a terrifying cyborg. At an early age, showed much promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 5 that he swore revenge. Eventually, he mastered the techniques of flower arranging. Each surpising lesson was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that his heart yearned for.

Unlocked his inner unicorn in a den of thieves where he studied whatever the fuck he felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that he was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane success despite falling in love with his copilot. According to survivors, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.

Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, he re-dedicated himself to drinking a lot and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.

"The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot better at shit in general if he opened up his hearts. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.

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