Sweek

Age: 33
Gender: F
Location: Smyrna, GA

Joined: 11 years ago on 01/29/07
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Sweek is currently piloting BURLY VIOLENCE with ShiranaiJittai

BURLY VIOLENCE's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Wondrous Foot Haymaker
• Twitterpated Arm Bodyslam of Madness

DOSSIER: Primary function is to supply lightning-like offense intended to upset the Kaiju by murdering their emotions. May be vulnerable to harsh criticism. Often, experienced Jaeger pilots have expressed concern over the pilots' sexual health. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may perform like a real pussy every so often. One thing is certain: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to partying.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by loving parents in the peaceful foothills of Pittsburgh. Somewhat devastated by the cyborg conversion of some shitty cat when all she wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 23 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Each erotic moment was a step away from the sensitive touching that that her sense of honor demanded.

Truly blossomed by the school of life where she studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about her.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up success despite "accidentally" killing her mother. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.

Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she dedicated herself to partying like a true hero and has no fucking idea what she's doing.

Experts have described her robot piloting style as "weak-ass weaksauce", while others have described it as "the kind of thing you jack off to" and "some of the most heroic mayhem since Mike Tyson invaded most of my hometown."

Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.